How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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