is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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