My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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