i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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