I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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