I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do vagina's smell?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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