Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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