He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
