with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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