i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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