Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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