Kiss
Puke
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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