chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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