if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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