i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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