Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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