If i come over, it means nothing
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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