How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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