UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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