I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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