That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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