im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Randomize
