I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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