your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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