new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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