Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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