we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I will be naked everywhere
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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