Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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