ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
so let's talk penis.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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