I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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