It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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