Well douche your snatch and let's go!
My first STD was from a foam party
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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