Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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