hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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