i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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