what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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