i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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