I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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