I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I fill condoms, not promises.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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