on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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