what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
