RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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