so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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