the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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