come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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