Porn is love you can see.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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