Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I think my vagina is haunted
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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