no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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