Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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