He kissed a someone with a penis
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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