Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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