Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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