we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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